why the dahms (that's right, both of us) should not be allowed in public, reasons #2 & #3

See reason 2:

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Yeah Brandon, Andrea is abnormally tall, but it seems harsh to say she shouldn't even go out in public. No, not that, look at her feet, in particular the trail of white. Yes, that is what you think it is. And yes, apparently this actually happens, at least once. Alissa and Jonathan were with us to experience this, and we all had a long laugh at with Andrea.

That evening the four of us went to a pub for dinner. This was my first go at fish and chips here. They were good, although I once had better in Nashville. Anyway, as we were leaving the bar filled up with what appeared to be a sorority rush. I had to squeeze my way through them on the way to the toilet and back, which involves walking up and down stairs at this particular pub. Standing up to leave, Andrea stops me and points down... to the toilet paper stuck to my foot. The embarrassment was undercut by how amazing it was that this happened to both of us, on the same day. Obviously I received my due after giving Anne such a hard time earlier. Unfortunately, the scene unfolded too fast for us to snap a picture. So here is an artist's rendition:

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Cheers.